Tutorial: Pop Up Comment

Assalamualaikum wbt,

This is my first tutorial since god knows how long. This one is requested by Ardini. Girl, you're now my fav blogger at the moment because you're so funny. Ok I hope this guides will help you. It's very simple.

1. From dashboard, click Settings, Posts and Comments.

2. Then on the Comment Location, choose Pop-up window.

Done! (( i still can't get over Pillowtalk darnit ))

PILLOWTALK

Assalamualaikum wbt,

Yo I'm telling you this, I'm not okay. This new single is f*cking lit I am lost of words. Oh my god I can't even I just FML! His voice is so perfect I've been missing his voice a lot. God damnit. I'm trashtalking again. Okay I'm gonna make this short.

It's a sex song lmao. But the way he sings it is beyond beautiful. And the lyrics omg I can't. "I'ts a paradise and it's a war zone" :'''''> What the f*ck zayn that's beautiful. Don't even make me start about the music video oh lord. 

IT'S AN ABSOLUTE ART

It's so damn artistic it suits him so well. I'm so emotional darnit. Instead of sexualizing or objectifying woman, Zayn compared a woman's body to flowers and embraced women of colour. He's also one of the few artists to make a sex song with a music video that made women pictured as art instead of sex objects. Now tell me that's not beautiful!

Although I'm legit in love with the music video, I do feel like I'm watching porn. The video is quite explicit. Especially the part when the woman parted her legs and a flower blossoms on her vagina lmaaooo. And also there were scenes where a naked girl was sitting on another girl. I have to cover my eyes during that parts. But still, it's an art. I love it.

It's also confirmed that his album Mind of Mine will be released on the exact same date as he left the band. I love torturing myself by being in this fandom. Well done Zayn. Keep on murdering me.

(( click the picture to watch the music video ))

Skincare Tips

Assalamualaikum wbt,

I'm gonna share some beauty tips that I've learnt over the years. I might not have the most perfect clear skin, so who am I to say. But sharing is caring. I have tried most of the tips and they actually work wonders. Knowing that I might have helped some of you with your skin problems would be a huge pleasure to me. Without further a due, let's begin.

Ease big red pimple.

• Apply honey on the pimple. Honey is a naturally soothing ingredient with anti-inflammatory properties that helps heal the skin.

• Mix tea tree oil with equal parts of coconut oil.

• Apply lemon juice on the pimple and put a bandaid on it. Leave it overnight and wash it the next morning.

• NEVER pop your pimple unless you want ugly scars on your face.

Diminish acne scars.

• Apply aloe vera gel.

• Apply lemon juice (avoid your eyes)

• Drink sufficient water throughout the day (can you believe that!)

Exfoliating.

• I like using brown sugar mixed with a few drops of water to create a thick paste. Scrub it on your face for a minute or so then rinse. I love this method because it leaves my skin as smooth as bontot baby.

• You can also try the same method with baking soda.

• Remember to exfoliate twice a week!

I think that's all for today. I give all the credits to ASS because I found most of these tips from the site and the fact that they worked really well on my face. No love, me.

You Thought

Assalamualaikum wbt,

I feel like a two-faced b*tch right now. Why? I said on my last post that I won't be writing anything ever again, but here I am. After my last post, I felt like the overall look of my blog was hideous and needs a little change here and there. So I've gone through a tons of tutorials to change this and that. But some things were still bothering my eyes and today I ended up changing the whole skin.

I was using template designer before and there were many things that gone wrong so I changed into blogskin. All credits are given to Adila for this wonderful skin. So, after my last post, I felt like writing again. My posts now might not be in the same style like my old ones. I'll write more maturely this time. What do you think about my new look? 

*cricket sounds*

Hiatus

Assalamualaikum wbt,

As you can see, I've skipped a whole year not writing anything. In fact, I've never thought of continuing writing at all but here I am, hitting my keyboard, trying to deliver whatever messages that'll come through my mind. Was I busy? Not really. Was I lazy? Most probably. Have I forgotten about the existence of this blog? Not at all. So what's stopping me from writing again? Well......

Actually I don't really have an answer to that. Mostly I just didn't feel like writing and my time is spent mostly on my phone, doing what teenagers nowadays usually do. I'm not on computer as much as I am with my phone for whatever reasons. 

I don't know what's the use of this blog anymore. The stats of this site ( i just looked it up ) is not pleasing to my eyes. I don't even think anyone will be reading this and man have I no clue what's the point of me writing this. Maybe some weirdo will be kind enough to stop by and read this, hopefully. But what good will it do anyways? Omg I'm starting to talk trash.

Truthfully, I didn't even think when I'm writing this so the words are just nonsense and I'm not even sorry. Whatever it is, I feel called to say that I am truly embarrassed of who I was when I started this blog. Reading the old posts made me cringe I can't even tell how bad they are. I used to be disgusting omg. And 'Miss Purple Life' ...? What kind of name is that? What was I thinking when I came up with that? What a bimbo. Sounds like a freaking 9 years old's idea. 

I've forgotten many things about blogging. I don't remember how to use codes and editing. No wonder this page looks like a piece of shite. I can't believe I'm trashtalking my own blog. But it is, it's trash. I hate how stupid I was back then, I hate how the links are blue with stupid underlines underneath them, I hate how the music is not playing, I hate the fact that my followers used to be 500 and now it's decreasing. In all the hates, I do actually like some things. The header, the dates at the side, the title's border or wtv you call it, the little bug at the upper left of the page. Cutie.

I can go on talking bad stuffs and write longer than my SPM's essay because obviously, that's what I'm good at. At least, for the time being. I've grown to be someone with a sassy attitude if you know what I mean. But every beginning has their ends. I'm stopping now. I'm not planning to write anything again but we can't predict the future. It's not like anyone will be reading this. Goodbye for now.